Simple ping test.
Curious if I'm still listening? If you say:
I'll reply to let you know I'm still here.
Notifies people of the excellent work they are doing.
Let me know who is doing good work:
And I will promptly notify them:
You are doing good work [0__0]
Logs all activity.
I keep extensive logs on all the activity in
You can read and search them at https://botbot.me/freenode/go-nuts/.
Image lookup (via Google Images)
Looking for a link to an image? Allow me to find it for you. If you say:
[0__0]: image me cats
I'll send you a link to an image brimming with cats (that's my job). Would you prefer to have a picture of cats that is animated? I'll do my best to find one when you say:
[0__0]: animate me cats
And finally, if you are feeling downright silly, well I will put a mustache on any image you request (via mustachify.me). I can do this in one of two ways:
[0__0]: mustache me the queen of england
Alternatively, if you already have an image of the Queen of England that is perfect for a good mustaching, you can give me the link:
[0__0]: mustache me <a href="http://example.com/queen_of_england.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://example.com/queen_of_england.jpg</a>
Answers questions (via wolframalpha.com).
I can recall almost any fact you wish. For example, if you would like to know the value of 500 US dollars in pounds sterling, you can ask:
[0__0]: What is $500 in £?
Can't find that silly little pound key on your keyboard? That's ok, you can
I can answer many questions that start with the words,
when. And yes, I even know:
[0__0]: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?